So, we couldn't quite figure out where all the hate mail was coming from that was suddenly flooding the headquarters of HiTnRuNMedia, the company responsible for THE RIBBONS REPORT. This morning the staff figured it all out, Thursday night a senior staff writer awoke at the desk, having crashed out in the middle of developing Friday Mornings report. In his (or hers) confused search for my/(or hers) blanky the reporter failed to double check that all pages were completed. He simply shut down the computer clocked out and left the office. It wasn't until this morning (Saturday) that THE REPORTS CEO discovered the Dodger Page hadn't even been TOUCHED!!!
We at THE REPORT want to assure you this type of irresponsibility will not be tolerated here at HiTnRuNMeDiA. We have disciplined the employees responsible, (the entire staff in some regard) and hope to move on without further incident. Here now is the article meant to run Friday morning.
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